by Keith Richardson
Here’s an easy riddle: when is a newspaper not a paper? Answer: when it’s only bits and bytes displayed graphically on an electronic device. Okay, so as riddles go, this is pretty clumsy. But, as always, I wouldn’t bring it up unless I had something worthwhile to show you.
Let’s try a different approach. Assumptions: we own a reasonably up to date computer (less than five years old), and perhaps an iPad and a printer. By how many different means can we access The Vancouver Sun (or any of Post Media’s 10 daily newspapers across Canada)?
Let us count the ways. First and most obvious, we can buy a paper at the corner newspaper box, convenience store, Sky Train kiosk, or wherever. If we do so daily, it’s going to cost us from $28 to $45 month, and we’re going to have on our hands a lot of newsprint and perhaps a lot of printer’s ink (a neighbour whose condo decor is all-white has banned all newsprint from her domicile!). Or, for a small discount, we can have the paper delivered to our doorstep very early every morning; in March of this year I was paying $27.64/month.
Second, we can access The Sun on our computers’ (or tablets’ or smart phones’) web browsers and read most of the content of the daily paper on their screens. Cost? Nothing, apart from the purchase of the computer and Internet link, which we require anyway in order to email around the globe in a virtual instant–and save money on postage. Advantage: news stories via browser are frequently updated from the print version that arrived at the doorstep at 5:30 AM, and breaking news is “online” within seconds of being reported. Disadvantage? Post Media limits how many times (15) we can access a particular newspaper’s articles in 30 days-—unless we have a paid print subscription. After 15 reads, we can still access, but have to dismiss an irritating reminder that we’re over our limit.
More importantly, you ask, how do we read the comics, or do the crosswords, or see the full page ads? We’ll get to that.
Third, we can click the “Paper” link on The Sun’s home page menu bar (under the thick blue bar of links). When that page loads, we can scroll down and see from each of the newspapers sections (A, B, C, D, etc.) the article headlines we would find in the actual paper. Still, however, no comics, no crosswords, no ads. And, yes, a subscription is still required for full service.
Finally, we can subscribe to the ePaper, a digitized version of the newspaper miniaturized to fit the screen. (On The Sun’s home page, click ePaper in the top most thin blue menu line focused on subscriptions.) On our Macs or PCs (but not so well on our iPads) if our vision requires it, we can zoom in on any article, even the comics, or have an article read aloud, peruse the ads, or print the crossword or any other content we need to take with us. Advantage of ePaper: we get everything we would see in the print edition while eating breakfast without also becoming ink-stained wretches (check out wisegeek.com/what-chemicals-are-used-in-newspaper-ink.htm). Disadvantage: we have to pay for it, either through a paper subscription which allows us to have a “free” ePaper subscription as well, or, as my wife figured out, by scrapping the paper delivery, and buying just the ePaper subscription for $10.00 a month and saving over $200 in a year! Oh, did I mention that our Sun access also enables us read in full any of the other 9 Post Media “papers” and to access a month’s back issues?
So, what do you think we did?
Postscript for online readers: You will no doubt have some fun by having the ePaper read to you. Oh, that’s “read” pronounced as “red”, not as “reed.” When I had the ePaper read this headline, “Birdie run puts Woods in lead” it told me that he was in “lead” as it rhymes with “bed.” When I used my Mac’s text to speech service, “lead” correctly rhymed with “deed” not “dead.” However, in the main article, “wind” as in “wind up with” rhymed with “sinned” not with “kind.” Yes, friends, computers are still far from intelligent-major-domos!
It’s equally amusing to take newspaper headlines and put them into Google Translate, convert them to any language you like, then have that language’s rendition translated back into English. Try it out and let me know the funniest rendition you come across!
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